what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Praise Paisley

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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