If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

I love alchohol!

A man buys a prius

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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