knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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