- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

what do you call a black guy african american

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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