- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

YO FACE

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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