What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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