What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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I dont have a girlfriend

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How you know when dislextic

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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