Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what is the color of a burp burple

H o m o comes out as homo

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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