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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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