knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

I bet you read this. Told ya.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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