- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

why was the man sad? his wife died

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

did you stub your toe?

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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