- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Women's rights

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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