- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

gay people

What's a joke? Funny

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Womens' sports

Latvia isn't a joke

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

pee

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

baskets

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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