- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

The government

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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