- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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