- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Dyslexics have more nuf!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Andy Carrol

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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