A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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have safe sex

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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I have an erection My mom!

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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