- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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