I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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