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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Where's the soap?

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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