What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Guess what? AIDS!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Dude man, I'm high...

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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