- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Womans baksetball...

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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