- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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