Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

ur gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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