whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

My friend harris is fat.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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