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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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