What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Safe sex MR

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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