- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

HURT

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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