- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

YO FACE

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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