- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Nice belt.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??