- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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