- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Bean.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Jews

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??