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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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