- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Your Mom!!!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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