- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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