- Anti Joke

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Hillary Clinton

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.