what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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