- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Gun Control

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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