WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Daym im romantic

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Knock Knock! Come in..

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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