- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Justin Bieber.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Justin Bieber

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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