Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Guess what? The Game.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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