If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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so how about that irline food

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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