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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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The Detroit Lions

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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