Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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