- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

H o m o comes out as homo

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

are you saying pam, or pan?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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