- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

run farther?

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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