Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Poop!!

a pornstar comes early to a party

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

fduck

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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