Justin Bieber.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What is a chair?

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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LIFE :(

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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