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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

A Sloth runs...

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

meh

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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