- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Knock knock! Ding dong.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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