What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Civil Rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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